I
asked Josh for help on the holiday poem. His started off something like this:
“Jingle
bells ringing while puppy dogs itch,
Kizzie
is in the back room being a witch…”
Anyway,
needless to say, I took over. The Holidays are a
magical
time in the Weston house, so many cheerful voices
and
happy puppies – at least that’s what I am going to read
into
the shouting and jingle bells.
Hope
you enjoy the censored version of our Holiday story,
and
feel free to drop by anytime. The rum is always buttered
and
the cookies haven’t gotten stale yet!
Much
love,
Josh,
Liv, Halle, Kiz, Nat and Aspen (and Truck, Emmy, Dagny and Rascal)
PS: Be warned, it's terrible.
My
Favorite Every-Things
(you know the tune)
Football on TV and
soup in the crockpot
Dogs dressed like
reindeer and
Movies with weak
plots
Blubbery teenagers
locked in their rooms
These are the things
that cause parental swoons
3rd grader
homework and 12 year old cello
Tuba sounds echo from
attic to cellar
Backpacks with
contraband high heeled shoes
This is why mom and
dad feel abused
We have four girls
And three weird dogs
One ridiculous bunny
Who thought that this
was a brilliant idea?
It’s nothing short of
funny
Girls all get moody
and puppies like chewing
Rabbits don’t potty
train
Carpets gets ruined
Nine year olds seldom
take showers at will
Kizzie is lucky if
she don’t get killed
Halle’s skiing
Aspen’s dancing
Josh is hiding
downstairs
Truck he just sleeps
all the day long and night
And Emmy is losing
her hair
Kizzie takes pictures
Aspen takes long
walks
Natalee plays with
the rabbit and dogs
Even with trouble the
kids get straight A’s
This means that
somehow their parents are great?
Josh and Liv take
turns working and whining
The bills are all
paid
So there’s really no
pining
Natalee plans to make
all of us rich
Being a track star
and concert cellist
Liv is shopping
Josh is cursing
All the girls do
their chores (mostly)
If we survive through
at least one more month
We’ll party on
Waikiki shores!
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